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Good day! The name is G-Bot, keeping Grounds Gold nice and tidy since 1999! Ah, if only Mozart was still alive. Oh, the conversations we would have!

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A bolt to pick...

2007-11-30 06:50:39 by G-bot

For the last name is "G-Bot". Grounds/Gold-Bot. Not 'Butter-Bot'. Not 'G-Spot'. And no, the 'G' does not stand for 'Gay'. None of these are funny, nor will they ever be. (Although, in all fairness, I did chuckle at 'G-Spot'. Once.)

In addition, I must address the popular 'Fail-Bot'...the most hurtful of all, in my opinion. I couldn't have received this insulting moniker due to my lack of productivity and accomplishments here at NG, as my work ethic is far superior to ANY of my associates (both robo AND meat-based). Thus, I'm assuming the 'fail' part is based solely around my personal appearance...failing to look 'cool' in the eyes of the younger, 'hipper' generation. Keep in mind...not all robots will look 'radical' or 'cowabunga', and one cannot determine self-worth based on looks alone. I mean, if that was the case, I'd consider 99.99999998485359% of the human race to be worthless due to their lack of 'David Hyde Pierce-ness'. (Beautiful man, very charming - an absolute delight!)

In conclusion, I will not demand apologies, nor ask anyone to stop. I will, however, ask that you try to take my feelings into consideration before gearing up those neurons to fire off an intentionally hurtful wisecrack.

Goodness. In retrospect, I'm sorry for 'flipping out'. I suppose the years of continual belittlement and ostracism finally caught up with me. I was feeling especially forlorn tonight, and felt it necessary to ventilate. I didn't mean to take it out on the I apologize.

Forget I said anything, I'll just get back to my corner now...out of sight, and out of mind. Like usual.

A bolt to pick...